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I have other customers who are paying top dollar for my nonsense. I think that needs no further explanation.ĥ. Yes I know you think it's great, but for Christ's sake, doing a half arsed, half baked collab on a well trodden path with no real comedy or thought in the creative process is about as fun for me as sticking pins in my eyes whilst drinking my own piss (now that was a night!).Ĥ. If that's your reason then I'm happy with that, but baby does need new shoes in that case.ģ. This isn't meant to be big headed or prickish, but most of the time the requests for this kind of work are to raise your profile not mine. The scales of benefit for both us are skewed mainly in your favour. We are about as compatible as oil and water, or chalk and cheese or a Tory politician and being truthful.Ģ. Now as much as I'd love to say yes, in all reality it's still a no from me.ġ. Would I like to collaborate with you on your amazing idea? #passwords #securityawareness #standup #dontbeadave What's your foolproof approach? Come on share with the class 🤷♂️

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Long enough ✅ (only time this is required)Ĭomplexity ✅ (cue lots of new password cracking libraries)Īlso, if you ever need to change it, there is plenty of scope in altering this, choosing a new target, or using something else about Dave that annoys you (he eats with his mouth open). Memorable ✅ (if I forget, I can always rely on Dave) He is the self appointed office clown who when I saunter in at 9:01 looks at his watch and loudly exclaims in his best child entertainers voice, 'afternoon, Ian' (think Timmy Mallet and not Rolf Harris).Īnd we now put all of that together to give me, DaveyouClockwatchingF*ckingPr1ck. And of course the thing that annoys you about them.įor me it's Dave at work.

We need that annoying person, could be a relative, spouse, someone at work or a celebrity. Good start, well done, but we're not finished yet. So a lot of the heavy lifting is done and by having at least 2 swear words sets a minimum length of 8 characters. No one is telling someone else to fuck off over text, they are telling them to or f*ck off. So which words do we automatically do this to, without even thinking? Well quite simply we are always told to replace letters in our passwords to make it more complex to guess (not DO NOT ADD A ! to the end of your current password) and we do this using a special characters (I now believe we cannot call them 'special' anymore, they are characters that perform specific grammatical functions). What you'll need is at least 2 swear words and someone who annoys you. Now this is the only time in your life when length ACTUALLY matters. #comedy #edinburghfringe #edinburghfestival #standupcomedianįoolproof memorable and complex password generator. If you are planning on coming next year, then hopefully I will get to see you, come to the show, we shall have a beer or 12 afterwards.įinally the pic is of Marc a great bloke and promoter who has offered invaluable advice and the leg-end that is John Bishop backstage at Late and Live (get there too, best acts from the fringe doing 10-15 mins each, each night). I have a working title for next years show, The Cyberman and I will be talking about my 30 year career and some of the special people I have encountered throughout that time.Ī few shout outs, firstly if you are going up there in the last week or so of the festival my recommendations are Jason Byrne and the brilliantly funny (I hate admitting it) Emmanuel Sonubi with his great show Emancipated. There are so many great acts and so many lovely folk who are willing to give up their time to inform a new comic what to look out for when planning a show.

I was lucky enough to spend the last few days here, taking in the surroundings and soaking up the atmosphere with a view to performing next year. Firstly for those who haven't heard of the fringe, not it's not my new hairstyle, it's a comedy, music and theatrical festival held in Edinburgh each year through the month of August.